Sexy Time
As some of you may be aware, football is not a priority of mine. European football, yes, American football, no. But seeing as though this is the season of giving and cheer I am going to take this time to give a shout out to the Patriots.
Now, you may be thinking I am going to talk about how they had an ugly win against the Panthers or how at 8-5 they seem to be almost unrecognizable.
Instead I am going to go after the Mascot, yes Pat the Patriot. It seems that there are many people who partake in playing the mascot but one in general really has put his best foot forward. It seems that ONE of the people who inhabit the mascot uniform was arrested in the great state of Rhode Island for crimes that were prostitution –related.
I know it is a useless story with tabloid undertones but I just think it is funny.
I could only imagine him saying “do you know who I am?” “I am Pat the Patriot!” I just wonder how many officers asked him for his autograph?
So this concludes my first ever article on football and the next time there will be another is when the season ends. How I do look forward to the end of January!
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